Donovan Wants to be Back at Florida

Somebody get Sean Hannity on the phone, we’ve got ourselves a flip-flopper!

Newly hired Orlando Magic head coach Billy Donovan has decided that he wants to return to the University of Florida to coach the Gators. Donovan will seek to rescind his contract with the Magic after attempting in vain to smear the fresh ink of his signature. When the smearing failed, Magic owner Rich DeVos pulled the paper off the table, prompting Donovan to make several swiping lunges for the document. After thwarting Donovan’s initial attempts, DeVos’s face and demeanor quickly changed to reveal his true identity- the manifestation of temptation.

Until the issue is settled, Florida Gators tickets at StubHub.com will still be to see a team with no coach as of yet.

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